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mostlygreenday:

your tumblr is one of those things that you want everyone to see but at the same time you never want to show it to anyone

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A deadline is negative inspiration. Still, it’s better than no inspiration at all.
Rita Mae Brown (via teenager90s)
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rosefire:

gaywitch-practisingabortion:

situationalstudent:

purplespacecats:

professorbutterscotch:

kiskolee:

THIS.

I have never thought about it in this context

that’s actually really, really creepy.

I… fuck.

Yeah, basically.

I once pointed this out to my mother and she just stared at me, in stunned silence for ages. 

There will always be a girl who is less sober, less secure, with less friends walking in a darker part of town. I want her safe just as much as I want me safe.

(Source: bigfatphallusy)

Posted 11 hours ago
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snarg:

when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade

Posted 11 hours ago
Besides, nowadays, almost all capable people are terribly afraid of being ridiculous, and are miserable because of it.
Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Brothers Karamazov (via theunquotables)
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aweepingangel:

i was never jealous of barbie’s body

i was jealous of all the shit she had and that fucking mansion and her pimp ass car and her hot boyfriend

Posted 11 hours ago

zaynandharrypls:

Beyonce makes me wanna go get ready for no reason

(Source: zaynandharrypls)

Posted 11 hours ago
I hope
you never
regret me.
5:00 p.m. (Please don’t ever think of me as a mistake)

(Source: angryasianfeminist)

Posted 11 hours ago

fortunatemind:

If youre my girlfriend then there is absolutely no need to get jealous because im probably obsessed with you

Posted 11 hours ago

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.