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betterwhenaked:

this is literally the best pick up line on a tshirt i’ve ever seen

betterwhenaked:

this is literally the best pick up line on a tshirt i’ve ever seen

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andrewjacksonjihads:

i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair

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Kissing a girl on the forehead is one of the sweetest things in the world.
(via terrible)

 

(via lmaoalien)

(Source: ohlovequotes)

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truckyousasha:

septemberwildflowers:

jewist:

the worst is having a dream where someone loves you and you can practically feel them touching you and it feels so real and then you wake up and it’s like the life is being sucked out of you and the happiness just drains out of your body and you feel empty again

the fact that over 300,000 other people know exactly what this feels like too is a source of great comfort

especially if it’s a kiss

Posted 2 hours ago
إذا تم العقل نقص الكلام
The smarter you get the less you speak
Arabic Proverb (via suspend)

(Source: 7bottles)

Posted 2 hours ago
Isn’t it funny how day by day nothing changes but, when we look back everything is different.
C.S. Lewis (via manchannel)
Posted 2 hours ago

A diet is a temporary punishment.
A lifestyle change is a permanent reward.

Quit dieting. Start living.

Posted 2 hours ago

I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just talk to them, you know?

  1. Me: Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.
  2. Spider: Omg man I didn't see you there.
  3. Me: We cool?
  4. Spider: Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
  5. Me: Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.
  6. Spider: Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.
  7. Me: So...can I get out now?
  8. Spider: Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.
  9. Me: Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
  10. Spider: Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.
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420doorcinemaclub:

when my family went to disney world we went on the haunted mansion ride and this actor dressed as a skeleton came up to our cart and got right in my three year old brothers face and whispered “are you scared?” and my brother kissed him on the nose and the guy laughed so hard he had to leave

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joshuawhat:

Me whenever i try not to swear.

(Source: jakeparalta)

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carnivour:

I admit, I am an asshole. But I got a nice booty and my hair soft so I feel like I deserve the best like ????

(Source: carnivour)

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